In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone but sometimes it is a great relief.

John Barrymore

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.

John Barrymore

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

John Barrymore

My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.

John Barrymore