The rule is, jam tomorrow and jam yesterday - but never jam today.

Lewis Carroll

Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

Lewis Carroll

'When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, 'it means just what I choose it to mean - neither more nor less.'

Lewis Carroll

Twinkle, twinkle little bat How I wonder what you're at! Up above the world you fly, Like a tea-tray in the sky.

Lewis Carroll

Take care of the sense and the sounds will take care of themselves.

Lewis Carroll

‘But I don’t want to go among mad people,’ said Alice. ‘Oh, you can’t help that,’ said the cat. ‘We’re all mad here.’

Lewis Carroll

No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise.

Lewis Carroll